reprobayt: (Bend Over)
Ever have conversations with people & say "Someone should make this!"?

If you hang around with talented people like I do, it gets made. Go! Get yours! (I already have mine...) :)

http://www.fuckstogive.com/

It is worth the click.
reprobayt: (RailGun)
I just saw the sentence "See a Need, Fill a Need" - and could have sworn it said "See a Nerd, Fill a Nerd".

Make your own joke here...
reprobayt: (Rocks Fall)
What's the last thing that made you laugh so hard you couldn't breathe?

(For this exercise, laughter at politics or at others' expense is not allowed.)
reprobayt: (Rocks Fall)
What's the last thing that made you laugh so hard you couldn't breathe?

(For this exercise, laughter at politics or at others' expense is not allowed.)
reprobayt: (Puppet Angel)
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you! Why are you picking on me?
reprobayt: (Puppet Angel)
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you! Why are you picking on me?
reprobayt: (Porn?)
March is an odd month.

Even though it has some definite highlights (TheChild's birthday, my wedding anniversary, etc...), it has always seemed to me to be a placeholder between Winter and Spring.

You expect late-February to be cold and dreary....you expect April to be full of promise of sunshine, warmth and flowers. But March? It's stuck in the middle.

Therefore I decree March to be the Jan Brady of the calendar.

(...and yes, my mind actually does work this way...)
reprobayt: (Porn?)
March is an odd month.

Even though it has some definite highlights (TheChild's birthday, my wedding anniversary, etc...), it has always seemed to me to be a placeholder between Winter and Spring.

You expect late-February to be cold and dreary....you expect April to be full of promise of sunshine, warmth and flowers. But March? It's stuck in the middle.

Therefore I decree March to be the Jan Brady of the calendar.

(...and yes, my mind actually does work this way...)
reprobayt: (Blue!)
From the web comic Something Positive: (adult language)

"I've spelunked my share of crazy caves. It only seems right I leave one for some other idiot to explore..."
reprobayt: (Blue!)
From the web comic Something Positive: (adult language)

"I've spelunked my share of crazy caves. It only seems right I leave one for some other idiot to explore..."
reprobayt: (Default)
Something funny (to me) - This purports to be a view of the American election as reported in Dutch newspaper.

'We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a lawyer who is married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a blonde with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?'
reprobayt: (Default)
Something funny (to me) - This purports to be a view of the American election as reported in Dutch newspaper.

'We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a lawyer who is married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a blonde with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?'
reprobayt: (Evil)
I cannot believe I have never told this story on LJ before…so for posterity, sharing and embarrassment I post it tonight in honor of one who is going down this road in the morning. I know that some have heard the story of my experience in my youth when it was decided (with no small prodding from [livejournal.com profile] felishathekitty) that my fertile days were over. So with….hat in hand, I went to a specialist to get things….um…taken care of.

What followed had to be the most surreal and (in hindsight) funniest doctor visits of my life - adult language )

And if you’re brave, you can say “I did it for you….” ;)

Profile

reprobayt: (Default)
reprobayt

May 2014

S M T W T F S
    123
45678910
11121314151617
181920212223 24
25262728293031

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Sep. 23rd, 2017 07:17 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios