...don't remember, but my brother has been dropping odd little hints about "how fun" my 30th birthday party was, ever since. All I remember was the bellydancers and the giant bowl of Turkish Delight. ;)
convinced a bride and groom we need to have a spur of the moment bachelor and bachelorette party which led to me insulting every stripper and getting thrown out of the club.
took all my clothes off in the parking lot of an IHOP and then ran in circles (naked) around the restaurant, screaming about how I wouldn't let them oppress me.
Okay, okay....I was at a Christmas party with some people that I really barely knew, but hey, it's a party, right? lol. I was only into girls at that point in my life & I started talking to this girl that was really pretty & very interested in me. The two together were rare, so I was intrigued. We drank & drank & danced until the wee hours of the morning. Dancing led to kissing, which lead to making out on the deck, and then she asked me to go home with her.
I jumped at the chance, because hello she was hot! We got back to her place & it was totally a chick pad....cute decor, candles, flowers everywhere, ect.... Anyway, we got to the bedroom & she undressed me, enter dirty naughty things done to me here and when it was her turn for pleasure, off came the panties & up popped a penis. It suprised the hell out of me, but then I remembered *in my drunken stupor* that I'm bi, so I know what to do with a cock....and just went for it. She was transitioning into being a woman. She already had the implants on top & was on hormones. She said that she never got an erection since she started taking estrogen, but she did that night, so we put it to good use.
It was a bit weird when I woke up, since there was obvious dishonesty there....but it was great sex & so I gracefully said goodbye & I've never seen her again.
I don;t get so drunk, but Once I started an orgy at Dragon con, and you were there.. granted everyone was clothed at the one you were at, but security was called. ")
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Yup.
*laughs*
It's ok...he's worth it. But yeah, not my brightest moment.
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:)
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Classy!
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sorry, you asked.
=)
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You cannot say something like that without telling the story - that's just mean. :)
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Impressive!
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I jumped at the chance, because hello she was hot! We got back to her place & it was totally a chick pad....cute decor, candles, flowers everywhere, ect.... Anyway, we got to the bedroom & she undressed me, enter dirty naughty things done to me here and when it was her turn for pleasure, off came the panties & up popped a penis. It suprised the hell out of me, but then I remembered *in my drunken stupor* that I'm bi, so I know what to do with a cock....and just went for it.
She was transitioning into being a woman. She already had the implants on top & was on hormones. She said that she never got an erection since she started taking estrogen, but she did that night, so we put it to good use.
It was a bit weird when I woke up, since there was obvious dishonesty there....but it was great sex & so I gracefully said goodbye & I've never seen her again.
Ah, the rest of the story....
*shakes head* I love your writing (...and your eyes and haircut and smile...you get the picture) - if you ever write smut I wanna see it. :)
Re: Ah, the rest of the story....
Here's a link to the stories. I really need to add more.
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I have no idea what you're talking about...
*adjusts halo*
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