Max was trying to crawl. Max was crawling backwards. I started laughing and it made him laugh, so that just made me laugh more because he was crawling backwards while going "heh, heh, heh."
My 9 month old was jumping up and down on the bed sans diaper and discovered himself. You can't help but laugh over a little guy jumping up and down holding on to his privates for dear life.
We were at the mall today. In one of the stores there was a display with angry bird stuffed animals. In comes a mom with 3 kids ranging from age 5-10ish. They saw the display got the up to no good smiles. Ran over to the display and started chucking the birds at each other. It was all I could do to keep Mattias from running over there and joining in on the chaos. Mom took about 4-6 minutes to notice what her kids were up to( a good chunk of the display was all over the place by then). She did make them clean it all up and put every thing back right. But she was having a hard time keeping a straight face.
According to the employees this is not the first time this has happened. But at least her kids were not teenagers. Apparently there have been lots of teenagers throwing them at other teenagers.
When a friend and I went on conversing for 5+ minutes about completely different things, and finally hit the "hold on" "um, hold on" point after a pretty long talk.
A video of a guy who appeared to be break dancing and a cat jumped on his head but then the guy kept going, the cat went flying and took down the camera. Kinda hard to describe :s
Melodee Britt I am sitting here busting a gut laughing. Imagine sitting down on the lawn and all of a sudden that pops up next to you??
Shannon Kight Do you think it wold make a little noise? Like, "poit!"
Melodee Britt XD I just fell over laughing. The cats are looking at me quite oddly..
Shannon Kight Oh.. Maybe you're just minding your own business on the grass, and suddenly this little penis pops up. You try to ignore it, as you are not in the market for penis, like most women much of the time.. Then it starts singing to you, either a J-Pop tune, or in French... I imagine both of these things.
Melodee Britt omgomgomgomgomg woman stop you are making my tummy hurt XD
Shannon Kight Frère Jacques, frère Jacques, Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines! Ding, dang, dong. Ding, dang, dong.
Melodee Britt XD Imagine a tiny chorus of penises (penii??) singing that song in round?
Shannon Kight Just waiiiiit
Melodee Britt Oh god no.. my tummy.. she can't take much more laughter, cap'n!
Shannon Kight I will see you at Dragoncon...
Melodee Britt Oh boy.. Will you be gentle (at least the first time)? XD
Shannon Kight Two words... Hopping Penis
Melodee Britt Omg.. Why am I sitting here discussing with myself whether it would make more sense to have penises sing in French than in Japanese?? My train of thought is taking this to lands that are probably better off not explored..
Shannon Kight *Tips her ringmaster hat* My job is done.
Melodee Britt I'm imagining a penis hopping around waving a katana and singing in french.. I need to stop.. I need to stop right now! DAMNIT WOMAN!
Shannon Kight Oh nooo... Keep going. Please do...
Melodee Britt GAH!
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You can see why I might be slightly amused. Slightly.
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Max was trying to crawl. Max was crawling backwards. I started laughing and it made him laugh, so that just made me laugh more because he was crawling backwards while going "heh, heh, heh."
Silly baby. :)
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According to the employees this is not the first time this has happened. But at least her kids were not teenagers. Apparently there have been lots of teenagers throwing them at other teenagers.
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Then Melodee and I had this conversation...
Melodee Britt I am sitting here busting a gut laughing. Imagine sitting down on the lawn and all of a sudden that pops up next to you??
Shannon Kight Do you think it wold make a little noise? Like, "poit!"
Melodee Britt XD I just fell over laughing. The cats are looking at me quite oddly..
Shannon Kight Oh.. Maybe you're just minding your own business on the grass, and suddenly this little penis pops up. You try to ignore it, as you are not in the market for penis, like most women much of the time.. Then it starts singing to you, either a J-Pop tune, or in French... I imagine both of these things.
Melodee Britt omgomgomgomgomg woman stop you are making my tummy hurt XD
Shannon Kight Frère Jacques, frère Jacques,
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines!
Ding, dang, dong. Ding, dang, dong.
Melodee Britt XD Imagine a tiny chorus of penises (penii??) singing that song in round?
Shannon Kight Just waiiiiit
Melodee Britt Oh god no.. my tummy.. she can't take much more laughter, cap'n!
Shannon Kight I will see you at Dragoncon...
Melodee Britt Oh boy.. Will you be gentle (at least the first time)? XD
Shannon Kight Two words... Hopping Penis
Melodee Britt Omg.. Why am I sitting here discussing with myself whether it would make more sense to have penises sing in French than in Japanese?? My train of thought is taking this to lands that are probably better off not explored..
Shannon Kight *Tips her ringmaster hat* My job is done.
Melodee Britt I'm imagining a penis hopping around waving a katana and singing in french.. I need to stop.. I need to stop right now! DAMNIT WOMAN!
Shannon Kight Oh nooo... Keep going. Please do...
Melodee Britt GAH!
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You can see why I might be slightly amused. Slightly.
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