Sickbay update
Sep. 17th, 2003 08:01 pm2003-09-17 20:00EST
* Patient is on slow road to recover...fever is slowly subsiding, but patient complains of feeling 'clammy'. Will administer appropriate drug regimen to help the patient return to health.
* Patient is beginning the pleasant 'cough half your lungs out to release phlegm' stage. When asked how he felt about this, patient strung together a series of obscenities heretofore unheard of in my years...
* Patient, in his slight dementia, thanked
night_child for the pleasant distractions,
olliesmama,
stigmatic and
mermaidblue for calling and checking on him, and for the many well wishes from friends on something called 'LJ'. We're hoping this isn't the fever talking....
* Finally, the patient (against the advice of his doctor) is asking for beautifully lascivious, sultry and downright nekkid pictures from his female friends on this 'LJ' entity. I tried to tell him the odds are slim, but you can't reason with a sick person....
* Patient is on slow road to recover...fever is slowly subsiding, but patient complains of feeling 'clammy'. Will administer appropriate drug regimen to help the patient return to health.
* Patient is beginning the pleasant 'cough half your lungs out to release phlegm' stage. When asked how he felt about this, patient strung together a series of obscenities heretofore unheard of in my years...
* Patient, in his slight dementia, thanked
* Finally, the patient (against the advice of his doctor) is asking for beautifully lascivious, sultry and downright nekkid pictures from his female friends on this 'LJ' entity. I tried to tell him the odds are slim, but you can't reason with a sick person....