Where else can you find MJ-bashing, snark, an OJ reference & a Simpsons reference in one paragraph?

Meanwhile, Michael Jackson can have no defenders on left or right. He doesn't fit any normal categories. Like Troy McLure, he's not gay. Unlike O.J. Simpson, he's not even black anymore. Who was it who said, Where else but America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

...from an article I read today

Where else can you find MJ-bashing, snark, an OJ reference & a Simpsons reference in one paragraph?

Meanwhile, Michael Jackson can have no defenders on left or right. He doesn't fit any normal categories. Like Troy McLure, he's not gay. Unlike O.J. Simpson, he's not even black anymore. Who was it who said, Where else but America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

...from an article I read today