Melodee Britt I am sitting here busting a gut laughing. Imagine sitting down on the lawn and all of a sudden that pops up next to you??
Shannon Kight Do you think it wold make a little noise? Like, "poit!"
Melodee Britt XD I just fell over laughing. The cats are looking at me quite oddly..
Shannon Kight Oh.. Maybe you're just minding your own business on the grass, and suddenly this little penis pops up. You try to ignore it, as you are not in the market for penis, like most women much of the time.. Then it starts singing to you, either a J-Pop tune, or in French... I imagine both of these things.
Melodee Britt omgomgomgomgomg woman stop you are making my tummy hurt XD
Shannon Kight Frère Jacques, frère Jacques, Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines! Ding, dang, dong. Ding, dang, dong.
Melodee Britt XD Imagine a tiny chorus of penises (penii??) singing that song in round?
Shannon Kight Just waiiiiit
Melodee Britt Oh god no.. my tummy.. she can't take much more laughter, cap'n!
Shannon Kight I will see you at Dragoncon...
Melodee Britt Oh boy.. Will you be gentle (at least the first time)? XD
Shannon Kight Two words... Hopping Penis
Melodee Britt Omg.. Why am I sitting here discussing with myself whether it would make more sense to have penises sing in French than in Japanese?? My train of thought is taking this to lands that are probably better off not explored..
Shannon Kight *Tips her ringmaster hat* My job is done.
Melodee Britt I'm imagining a penis hopping around waving a katana and singing in french.. I need to stop.. I need to stop right now! DAMNIT WOMAN!
Shannon Kight Oh nooo... Keep going. Please do...
Melodee Britt GAH!
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You can see why I might be slightly amused. Slightly.
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Then Melodee and I had this conversation...
Melodee Britt I am sitting here busting a gut laughing. Imagine sitting down on the lawn and all of a sudden that pops up next to you??
Shannon Kight Do you think it wold make a little noise? Like, "poit!"
Melodee Britt XD I just fell over laughing. The cats are looking at me quite oddly..
Shannon Kight Oh.. Maybe you're just minding your own business on the grass, and suddenly this little penis pops up. You try to ignore it, as you are not in the market for penis, like most women much of the time.. Then it starts singing to you, either a J-Pop tune, or in French... I imagine both of these things.
Melodee Britt omgomgomgomgomg woman stop you are making my tummy hurt XD
Shannon Kight Frère Jacques, frère Jacques,
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines!
Ding, dang, dong. Ding, dang, dong.
Melodee Britt XD Imagine a tiny chorus of penises (penii??) singing that song in round?
Shannon Kight Just waiiiiit
Melodee Britt Oh god no.. my tummy.. she can't take much more laughter, cap'n!
Shannon Kight I will see you at Dragoncon...
Melodee Britt Oh boy.. Will you be gentle (at least the first time)? XD
Shannon Kight Two words... Hopping Penis
Melodee Britt Omg.. Why am I sitting here discussing with myself whether it would make more sense to have penises sing in French than in Japanese?? My train of thought is taking this to lands that are probably better off not explored..
Shannon Kight *Tips her ringmaster hat* My job is done.
Melodee Britt I'm imagining a penis hopping around waving a katana and singing in french.. I need to stop.. I need to stop right now! DAMNIT WOMAN!
Shannon Kight Oh nooo... Keep going. Please do...
Melodee Britt GAH!
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You can see why I might be slightly amused. Slightly.