Late night musings....
Dec. 20th, 2005 10:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
reprobaytA note to the ladies...
If you have an anywhere-near-nice behind and you decide to have letters/words written on said behind, don't be shocked when we men (and statistically some of the women) stare, ogle and study your ass like it was the SATs.
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Ever want to pass some "driver" on the road, stop your car in front on them, get out of your car, walk to theirs, take their cellphone out of their hands, perform a forceful rectal insertion with said cellphone on them while screaming "Use Both Hands, MouthBreather!!!!", get back in your car and drive away whistling a tune?
....or is it just me?
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Thus endeth the lesson...
If you have an anywhere-near-nice behind and you decide to have letters/words written on said behind, don't be shocked when we men (and statistically some of the women) stare, ogle and study your ass like it was the SATs.
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Ever want to pass some "driver" on the road, stop your car in front on them, get out of your car, walk to theirs, take their cellphone out of their hands, perform a forceful rectal insertion with said cellphone on them while screaming "Use Both Hands, MouthBreather!!!!", get back in your car and drive away whistling a tune?
....or is it just me?
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Thus endeth the lesson...
