Another letter to the evil and stupid.
Jan. 25th, 2006 02:32 pmDear New Management of my soon-to-be-old apartment complex,
It's good to know that the goodwill you laid upon us like fertilizer smells just as sweet.
Thank you for chasing away the manager that was the only person hired that was competent, that understood the problems that we had getting our new place was due to the incompetence of her workers and whose name didn't sound like a STD.
Thank you for telling us that (although assured by the manager that this would not be a problem because of how long we'd stayed there) we could not do a half month's rent. Your witty banter saying "You can vacant on the 15th if you want, but you'll pay for the whole month" fills me with...glee.
The hell waiting for you in my mind should make you go and change your ginormous hip-huggers.
Sincerely,
reprobayt &
felishathekitty
It's good to know that the goodwill you laid upon us like fertilizer smells just as sweet.
Thank you for chasing away the manager that was the only person hired that was competent, that understood the problems that we had getting our new place was due to the incompetence of her workers and whose name didn't sound like a STD.
Thank you for telling us that (although assured by the manager that this would not be a problem because of how long we'd stayed there) we could not do a half month's rent. Your witty banter saying "You can vacant on the 15th if you want, but you'll pay for the whole month" fills me with...glee.
The hell waiting for you in my mind should make you go and change your ginormous hip-huggers.
Sincerely,