Today's version of "Things I Don't Get":

• The God-like adoration of Bruce Springsteen.
  
• Earlobe 'manipulation/widening'.
  
• 99.9 percent of 'Reality TV'.
  
• The God-like adoration of Bruce Springsteen.
  
• Twilight.
  
• Text spelling outside of Instant Messaging (especially in verbal conversation).
  
• The fact that MTV has the nerve to still use the letter M in its' name.
  
• Using the same word twice in a row in a sentence and thinking it means something different ("It was a date but it wasn't a 'date date'...").
  
• Not checking your cell-phone voicemail more than once a week.
  
• Lost.
  And
  
• The God-like adoration of Bruce Springsteen.
  

What don't you "get"?

Today's version of "Things I Don't Get":

• The God-like adoration of Bruce Springsteen.
  
• Earlobe 'manipulation/widening'.
  
• 99.9 percent of 'Reality TV'.
  
• The God-like adoration of Bruce Springsteen.
  
• Twilight.
  
• Text spelling outside of Instant Messaging (especially in verbal conversation).
  
• The fact that MTV has the nerve to still use the letter M in its' name.
  
• Using the same word twice in a row in a sentence and thinking it means something different ("It was a date but it wasn't a 'date date'...").
  
• Not checking your cell-phone voicemail more than once a week.
  
• Lost.
  And
  
• The God-like adoration of Bruce Springsteen.
  

What don't you "get"?