Why? That's all I can ask....
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Britney Becomes a Duke
Yee-haw! According to the folks over at SkyNews, Britney Spears is set to show off her assets on the big screen in Daisy Duke hot pants. That's right, from the wonderful land of remakes, Hollywood is planning on taking the 1970s TV hit "The Dukes of Hazzard" all the way to the box office. And yep, Britney will squeeze into those trademark denim shorts when she plays Daisy Duke, which was originally played by Catherine Bach.
Word is Britney was hand picked for the role by Ashton Kutcher, who will play Luke Duke in the film. Supposedly the two became pals after she appeared on his MTV show "Punk'd." Paul Walker, of "2 Fast 2 Furious" fame, will play Bo Duke. No word yet on who will play the perplexed audience who didn't watch the show when it originally aired, but that nonetheless bought lunchboxes and stickers.
What god/goddess do we pray to in order to stop this?
Ergh....ulp....
*sudden retching sounds*
Britney Becomes a Duke
Yee-haw! According to the folks over at SkyNews, Britney Spears is set to show off her assets on the big screen in Daisy Duke hot pants. That's right, from the wonderful land of remakes, Hollywood is planning on taking the 1970s TV hit "The Dukes of Hazzard" all the way to the box office. And yep, Britney will squeeze into those trademark denim shorts when she plays Daisy Duke, which was originally played by Catherine Bach.
Word is Britney was hand picked for the role by Ashton Kutcher, who will play Luke Duke in the film. Supposedly the two became pals after she appeared on his MTV show "Punk'd." Paul Walker, of "2 Fast 2 Furious" fame, will play Bo Duke. No word yet on who will play the perplexed audience who didn't watch the show when it originally aired, but that nonetheless bought lunchboxes and stickers.
What god/goddess do we pray to in order to stop this?
Ergh....ulp....
*sudden retching sounds*
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Date: 2003-08-05 04:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-08-05 04:20 pm (UTC)That way all bases are covered.
:)
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Date: 2003-08-05 05:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-08-05 05:53 pm (UTC)Shannon Elizabeth?
Angelina Jolie?
Eliza Dushku??
{sigh}
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Date: 2003-08-05 06:01 pm (UTC)She's WAY too sexy to play Daisy Duke.
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Date: 2003-08-05 06:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-08-05 06:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-08-05 06:33 pm (UTC)