Late night musings....

[reprobayt]

A note to the ladies...

If you have an anywhere-near-nice behind and you decide to have letters/words written on said behind, don't be shocked when we men (and statistically some of the women) stare, ogle and study your ass like it was the SATs.

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Ever want to pass some "driver" on the road, stop your car in front on them, get out of your car, walk to theirs, take their cellphone out of their hands, perform a forceful rectal insertion with said cellphone on them while screaming "Use Both Hands, MouthBreather!!!!", get back in your car and drive away whistling a tune?

....or is it just me?

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Thus endeth the lesson...

Comments

[twisteddaydream.livejournal.com]

~cackles~ Mom said, "No, it's not just you."

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

1.) Love the userpic.

2.) If you have an anywhere-near-nice behind and you decide to have letters/words written on said behind, don't be shocked when we men (and statistically some of the women) stare, ogle and study your ass like it was the SATs. - YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!

3.) Ever want to pass some "driver" on the road, stop your car in front on them, get out of your car, walk to theirs, take their cellphone out of their hands, perform a forceful rectal insertion with said cellphone on them while screaming "Use Both Hands, MouthBreather!!!!", get back in your car and drive away whistling a tune? - ALL THE FRIGGIN' TIME!!!

[mizdandylynn.livejournal.com]

No... it isn't just you. But what is even worse is the guy who runs a red light because he is talking on the phone and then just waves at you to say "sorry" but needs a rectal insertion in order to properly use said phone.

[ladysilverlark.livejournal.com]

I agree with you an both of those. Sam goes for shits that catch you attention with women with nice chest.

[libidoergosum.livejournal.com]

of course, that's why they gave me the .50cal.

[photognome.livejournal.com]

Can I get an AMEN!

[mia42.livejournal.com]

So not just you.