Late night musings....

[reprobayt]

A note to the ladies...

If you have an anywhere-near-nice behind and you decide to have letters/words written on said behind, don't be shocked when we men (and statistically some of the women) stare, ogle and study your ass like it was the SATs.

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Ever want to pass some "driver" on the road, stop your car in front on them, get out of your car, walk to theirs, take their cellphone out of their hands, perform a forceful rectal insertion with said cellphone on them while screaming "Use Both Hands, MouthBreather!!!!", get back in your car and drive away whistling a tune?

....or is it just me?

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Thus endeth the lesson...

Comments

[twisteddaydream.livejournal.com]

~cackles~ Mom said, "No, it's not just you."

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

1.) Love the userpic.

2.) If you have an anywhere-near-nice behind and you decide to have letters/words written on said behind, don't be shocked when we men (and statistically some of the women) stare, ogle and study your ass like it was the SATs. - YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!

3.) Ever want to pass some "driver" on the road, stop your car in front on them, get out of your car, walk to theirs, take their cellphone out of their hands, perform a forceful rectal insertion with said cellphone on them while screaming "Use Both Hands, MouthBreather!!!!", get back in your car and drive away whistling a tune? - ALL THE FRIGGIN' TIME!!!

[mizdandylynn.livejournal.com]

No... it isn't just you. But what is even worse is the guy who runs a red light because he is talking on the phone and then just waves at you to say "sorry" but needs a rectal insertion in order to properly use said phone.

[ladysilverlark.livejournal.com]

I agree with you an both of those. Sam goes for shits that catch you attention with women with nice chest.

[libidoergosum.livejournal.com]

of course, that's why they gave me the .50cal.

[reprobayt.livejournal.com]

Yo.

Any additions/modifications to your 'care package' list?

[libidoergosum.livejournal.com]

Umm, if you can find them Paulina Poritzkova and Christie Brinkley, and a couple of gallons of olive oil while you're at it.

[photognome.livejournal.com]

Can I get an AMEN!

[reprobayt.livejournal.com]

Merry Christmas - have a fun trip.

Send pictures and passwords.

[mia42.livejournal.com]

So not just you.

[reprobayt.livejournal.com]

Good.

When are you heading this way?

[mia42.livejournal.com]

Atlanta or Florida? I had hoped to drive down to Disney and stop in Atlanta on the way, however that would be waaaay too pricey. I will be flapping my wings and flying to Tampa Saturday the 14th of January. (I haven't flown out of Midway since I went to Florida 19 years ago -it'll be a weird de ja vu.) I leave my Aunt's and move into Disney facilities Monday the 16th. She has hoped I'd come a little earlier to have more time ∑ith my family, but I still have some stuff up here I need to tie up. - I mean, Chicago has some really cute girls that still haven't had the pleasures of being secured to my bed railings. ;)

[reprobayt.livejournal.com]

I mean, Chicago has some really cute girls that still haven't had the pleasures of being secured to my bed railings. ;)

*is speechless for one of the few times in his life*