Another letter to the evil and stupid.

[reprobayt]

Dear New Management of my soon-to-be-old apartment complex,

It's good to know that the goodwill you laid upon us like fertilizer smells just as sweet.

Thank you for chasing away the manager that was the only person hired that was competent, that understood the problems that we had getting our new place was due to the incompetence of her workers and whose name didn't sound like a STD.

Thank you for telling us that (although assured by the manager that this would not be a problem because of how long we'd stayed there) we could not do a half month's rent.  Your witty banter saying "You can vacant on the 15th if you want, but you'll pay for the whole month" fills me with...glee.

The hell waiting for you in my mind should make you go and change your ginormous hip-huggers.

Sincerely,
reprobayt & felishathekitty

Comments

[shes-precious.livejournal.com]

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[ladysilverlark.livejournal.com]

I will see about what I can do to get you some very cute pics of me in the near future to brighten your month up. May try and get them done early next week. Since I am leaving for out of town tomorrow.

[kokopelleigh.livejournal.com]

i have always been of the opinion that most apartment managers eat their young.

fortunately, i found an individual to rent from this time. it's been great.